Belly Button Theory - Is It All About Me?

Does the world revolve around my belly button? Sometimes I feel that way, but generally I don't subscribe to this theory. What is the belly button theory? It states that you are the center of the universe and everything around you (and your belly button) is affected by your daily actions. 

The last two times I needed to get gas, I was driving home from work and each time I decided to wait until the next morning to fill up because I was too tired. The next morning on both occasions, gas went up over 15 cents a gallon. So the universe was punishing me for being lazy..... Gas prices went up because of little old me? Could this be the belly button theory in action?

And while we are on the conversations of belly buttons, here is a question for you. Do you have an innie or outie?  An innie is a concave belly button where skin folds inward, while an outie is a convex one where the navel protrudes, both resulting from how the umbilical cord stump heals after birth. Most people have innies, but outies occur in about 10% of people, often due to variations in the cord's healing or slight skin folds, and are usually harmless, though sometimes related to umbilical granulomas or hernias.  Personally I have an innie. But, if you do have an outie, you are more rare. So embrace it!


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